You don’t get into top ten murder per capita plus being a major distributor of heroin without effort!

Wilmington exists to make people long for Philadelphia.

Wimps.

Did they not set up reservations 4 months ago when the schedule came out? Do they normally just stop at the first Motel 6 they find?

Goddamnit you beat me to it. +1

nope.

great minds!

Abby something.

Too soon?

Who would have thought Dwight Howard would not be the softest member of the Atlanta Hawks

If there is a platonic ideal of a deadspin article, it is this one. If someone ever has cause to ask me why I read deadspin I’ll just send them a link to this article.

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.

This harkens back to the old saying, “A bird in hand beats being eaten by a dog in the bush.”

Easy there Musburger.

pizzer*