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Please don’t make me play “Its Raining Men” again.

Who’s up for coconut oil?

Agreed. So glad that big mouth Reggie White is gone. Oh I’m sorry, you were trolling. Carry on.

If I can’t have Yasiel, I don’t wan’t nobody baby.

Uh no sarcasm. I thought it was pretty spot on. You’re a little thin skinned for Deadspin!

But they do get this cool jacket later.

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Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Apparently Jesse Owens knew that Styx album would suck 47 years before its release.

“Don’t play with the fucking tigers, ever.”

Dastardly deeds caused this malicious mischief. No doubt those meddling kids are at fault.

The organisers promise to resolve the problems by Thursday

Being a smart ass? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

Not pictured: Don Mattingly’s sideburns

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Reporter: Craig, any chance of rain out there today?

New nickname. Goodbye Pelicans. Hello New Orleans Sidepieces.

Southern translation: They’re fixin’ to move the game.

Phil Kessel’s Grandma Loves To Party

+1 patsy

He’s got to be an MLB coach when he’s done. He’s awesome.