And we have a winner! Do you want the cash or what’s in the mystery box? *hint* its smallpox.

Saddest Native Italian American ever.

You twisted your ankle trying to stick that landing, huh.

There should also be gyms. Therefore you can oggle the hours away.

There are 49 more shades of gray you have to go through.

Did you mean the Essence Awards of Gawker? Not nearly enough violence.

Haven’t I seen that before

How about that!

I agree with him. The coach of Croatian team called them “sports terrorists” who are not at all interested in the game. You don’t think it would put a huge smile on their faces to see children hurt as well?

Were have you gone Gregg Easterbrook, a lonely nation turns its eyes to your haughtyness.

Oy Veigh.

But just think of how many Tickle Me Mozgov dolls they will sell.

I could care less. For all intensive purposes, this is America and I don’t misunderestimate the power of speech.

+1 penalty kick

Beisból

Schweinsteiger’s penalty kick looked like an extra point in American football.

Atlanta. I can’t lie to you about your chances but, you have my sympathies.

I choose the wrong sport.

Johnny Cueto never gets that movie. That part is perfect for him. It’ll make him a big star.

I don’t care what you say, Johnny Cueto doesn’t get that movie. Why, cause it’ll make him a big star.