No, I’m pretty sure Steve Nash is retired for good.

I thought they moved to Albuquerque?

All the best Cowboys have Chinese eyes.

Whew. Glad that’s over. Now I’m off to my vacation at South of the Border in South Carolina.

You SHOULD rock the Scrooge hat!

You Klingon bastards elbowed my son!

Need more plus-sy up vote-y thing-ies

Oh. Then you should have called him my “Grandbastard”.

Wait until they find out about his Emilio Rebenga hit and a bunch of whacked-out Indians at the Sun Ray motel.

Don’t worry, it’ll be revealed they both secretly enjoy baby seal clubbing in the offseason.

So when you saw him, what did you call him?

His mom was everything to him.

Example

Good lord. First it was 4 hour erections now exploding boners

And according to the movie Idiocracy, they’re due to have 12 offspring.

Pfft. Jezebel. I got banned from Screamer.

Na na na na na na na HEY!

+1 David Carradine suite

I fel sory for u.

Musselman: Don’t you have any dreams?