I Thibodont think that’s a good idea.

What is it called in astronomy when a planet collapses underneath the weight of its own gravity? That should be the name of the new franchise.

Mama still got no rings.

Agreed, but anything has to be better than what they had last season. Also the Skins specialize in keeping fossils in the backfield (see Hall, DeAngelo, Sanders, Deion, Green, Mark, Archuleta, Adam).

Agreed. He’s a first ballot hall of fame motherfucker for sure..oh, you said meme master.

+1 Padres fan

Or Drew Magary.

Yaah but he’s Waashington Stong!

28? Well let’s just get this decrepit muthafucka to the incinerator and cremate him now.

Faack you Bahston! We have our Tawmmy now ya quee-ahs!

Hey! What are you doing using all your material now? This isn’t Boston. Save it for the season.

We’re going to need you for the PR staff this fall. Please inquire.

Should have gone with AGENT ORANGE DOES IT AGAIN!

Why would Simon LeBon have to steal a turkey?

Mountains

This is so unfair.

The way Philly dressed 5 corpses in Sixers uniforms and threw them on the court this year was a bit much.

Sic burn.

Boss: Eldread! Get back to work! You’ve been in your office making fuckfaces all morning.

Kinda makes you miss Ol’ GM Wes Unseld, huh.