Whittman: My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it!

Slow clap baby, slow clap.

I think you meant turr-ble. Carry on.

Everyone knows hindsight is 50/50 vision.

Did you say Atomic Dog collection? I’m cool with it.

My picksesess. My precious draft picksesses.

For those that remember 85...Snowball 2 - Hell 0.

I’d put my money on most straight men having sex with Bill Cosby.

Gawker is unionized. They are all paid equal amounts of potatoes and cabbage water.

He needs a strongly written email in comic sans and a good swat across the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

but I just can’t bring myself to give any shits at all...

Its a big thing in the Saudi Basketball Association.

You got me. Damn. I’m sorry . Here’s my apology..

There’s a perfectly logical explanation. Here you go..

Full Iggy Azalea statement:

Sleep little fatso.

Agreed. Tom, you would be getting your belly rubbed by that guy like nobody’s business right now.

Have I been banned from Screamer? Where is Daulerio when I need him?

In the Olympic qualifier, the only thing that went through my mind on that own goal was poor Escobar in 94. God rest his soul. I hope Colombia has healed and grown.

The only thing that went through my mind on that own goal was poor Escobar in 94. God rest his soul. I hope Colombia has healed and grown.