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Wu-Tang will always be for the children!

I’ve never seen a meme born before. Thank you.

+1 typed with my free Chipotle burrito in hand.

Haisley’s just disappointed it didn’t happen in the MLS first.

Goodell: I don’t have to listen to these wild accusations.

Now playing

Meh, I would have sent her a link to Culture Club’s “Do you really want hurt me?”.

Damn kids. You broke my broken brackets. Get off my lawn.

Pay to the order of little the little Hulksters out there..One dollar and NINE CENTS!

115 mil? Guess we’re sitting shiva tonight, eh?

Must be chasing an Aeromex plane off the runway.

Excuse to use this oldie but goodie.

Joey, you ever hang around a clubhouse?

Giri, you’re a disgrace to our forefathers. That’s not how you ask for something. You say, “Give me chronological content, or give me death!”

Sexaccess? Sexcess? Oh that’s it. I’m done with you young folks. Get off my lawn

This guy, I call him Turkey Tetrazzini. Lots of noodles and barely and meat.

You ain’t right. +1.

Is that the same Blue Pool Noodle that was expelled from Pool Noodle University for sexual assault at the pool floatie sorority house?

Redacted: Glad I got that off my chest. Now, my next letter.

Piccolo girl understands the pain.