Cold emotionless eyes...that could melt butter!

Sadly, Idiocracy is proving to be bible.

You shut your whore mouth. Velveeta is the raw milk cheese of the gods.

I know ol’ horseface Elway will call me beggin’ any moment now...

That’s just sick, boy. +1

For what its worth, what a drag it is getting old.

Everyone knows porn is the gateway drug to 1500 meter running.

Can someone please give him the Cubs mascot treatment?

They’re all in that buhloone mindstate. We are talking about De La Soul, right?

I think its illegal not to have drugs on you in FL.

Because every woman dreams of honeymooning in Lubbock.

This must be Channel Zero.

If he dies, he dies.

I can’t even understand the point of the story for all of Haisleys’ sarcasm and snark. American dumbass here.

Snips, snails and puppy dog tails but my elementary school teacher could have been wrong.

Nah, he doesn’t look creepy. Not at all.

And Boogie Cousins is the voice of reason.

Hmm. I usually go along with whatever Cobra La La La says but this Cobra, brah, I’m not so sure.

I agree. Anything less than 8 balls at one time is amateur.

You tell ‘em Mrs. Green! WE ALL BE CHAMPIONSHIP!