Hahahahaha, and BirdOPrey comes along with the zero.

If you read the article it looks like they are saving money by not having people show up in emergency after an easily preventable medical problem goes critical.

Random thoughts:

♪♫...now you have an STD.♫♪

This doesn’t look consensual. I think that dinosaur was roofied.

WTF dude.

We make love continuously ...

I assume it’s like this:

“Hey kids ... are we going to start fucking, or what?”

Or, exactly what we imagined.

“Hey, kids! Guess what else is swollen and purple and green? Hyuck, hyuck!”

Turns out that “dinosaur sensation” he used to sing about wasn’t what we imagined.

There’s also a very good chance that what Joyner is doing—accepting money in exchange for sex—could be considered prostitution.

If he does, I’ll pay for the classes.

In other words, she doesn’t have to put on the red light.

It’s not the record we need; it’s the record we deserve.

This seems highly irresponsible, what with Planned Parenthood under attack, and many states refusing to educate kids about the dangers of Sting-Shaggy listenership.

“This is exactly the record the world needs now.”

Ugh, I really need to stop drinking

Who asked for this?