Then you should be able to predict my next comment. Give it a shot! I’ll give you ten minutes to dazzle us with your brilliance!

No, it was a pure appeal to emotion. Poor people deserve sympathy because they (allegedly) can’t “access different labor markets based on the existing distribution of capital (that’s false, by the way) and bullshit bullshit bullshit.

Since I don’t give a shit about the “Tip Credit” and the blog doesn’t mention it and it has no relevance to anything and I’m not the one that brought it up . . . No! No, I don’t think I need to research it!

If greed leads to your wait staff leaving and your business closing, it crosses the line from greed into financial self-immolation.

And you’ve probably never eaten in a restaurant. If the food is shit, I’m not tipping. I might not even pay!

And it’s true!

So now you’re reduced to GIF-speak, eh? That didn’t take long.

Scotty, just shut the fuck up.

Hi Scotty! I see you’re STILL butthurt after all these years! I don’t even remember what I did to make your ass so sore but I’m sure I’m not the first that did so!

Hey, freeloader! I’ve got mine! Fuck you and all the moochers in this thread!

Hey, freeloader! I’ve got mine! Fuck you and all the moochers in this thread!

Hey, freeloader! I’ve got mine! Fuck you and all the moochers in this thread!

Hey, freeloader! I’ve got mine! Fuck you and all the moochers in this thread!

Hey, freeloader! I’ve got mine! Fuck you and all the moochers in this thread!

Hey, freeloader! I’ve got mine! Fuck you and all the moochers in this thread!

Who’s “we”? Are the voices in your head making you do things again or are you claiming to speak for multiple people?

Do you understand what a metaphor is?

Did you sample every plate? Did you work at a restaurant or a food truck?

Not for long. Now that I know the wait staff doesn’t share with the cooks, I’m giving my money to the people in the kitchen.

OK, Champ! Keep working those tables!