The Giants have been dealt a raw hand the last few months. Something strange certainly is afoot.

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

“I am Legend.”

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

In regards to his BABIP, even young Joc himself knows, it’s going down.

Most nights with my lady, the colors are reversed for me.

DREW MAGHAZI!!!11!1!!

Boy, you really pissed off JJ Watt.

‘Angry Doug’ and ‘Tough Doug’ were the only two emotions my dad ever had =(

Odds are that the guy who decried Samer for his "thrash talk" made an innocent typo, but there's a part of me holding out hope that Canada actually says "thrash talk" because they have weird-ass speech patterns and slightly off-center idioms.

He’s a very sensitive guy, with his big doe eyes. And I was gonna shoot him, too, like you’d shoot a deer. But then people would start asking, “Who Shot J.R.?” And that would be a distraction to our team.

I’m Milo

Actually, I think the worst is the one where the dad doesn’t even address you and just says quietly through gritted teeth “get over here” with rage in his eyes. Or, if it’s really bad, doesn’t even say anything and just stealthily strides over to you in half a heartbeat like some goddamn wraith.

All is forgiven Hope Solo! You get drunk and beat the shit out of any family member you want, you crazy bitch!

Why don’t you just boil them then, you commie?

Separated at birth?

his twitter game is flalas.

I had sex with my date in the backseat of my jeep cherokee while my best friend Paul drove it home. He was alone as his date had bailed on him to go to some party at Rick’s house...Rick was a cool guy soccer player. I brought this up very often over the remainder of our time in high school.

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees