birdmanzach
BirdmanZach
birdmanzach

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

She's apparently doesn't like C. Ling Phan.

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Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

I don’t think the substance is addictive.
The effect it has on one’s self-esteem is though. Same thing happens with plastic surgery and lighter stuff like tattoos.
People get addicted to the effect their new appearance have on other people.
Tattoos (what i do know about) for instance: it’s very unsual to see a person

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

Eet's goink vell komrad

Krispy Kreme plain glazed, hot, pre-IPO

Standard-ass glazed donut does it for me.

Austin Rivers is a national treasure. Let’s put him in every playoff series.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

Dammit. To quote AP’s son: “You beat me” [to it].

It was actually Chip’s evil twin Dale who signed Tebow.