“So what did you do in Iran?”

She was probably just trying to make TE.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

+2 in the pink

“I’ve paid my dues, I deserve this. No one will notice.” - Chris Hassel dropping acid the morning of his Goal Line debut.

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

No better way for the athletes to get the true Rio experience than by living in favelas.

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

*tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all*

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

Casey’s?