Why are athletes still using Winstrol for performance enhancement? It serves literally no purpose in sports.

Jay Cutler is the only person spending $100 on a Jay Cutler autographed ball.

Literally ZERO fucking bars.

You couldn't pay me to skip a gay pizza wedding.

Jesus, Barry. I knew the pay here wasn't crazy, but you'll do anything to get noticed.

"Like come on, you can get good raspberries." Is how I feel about 99% of things in life.

I've honestly never worn a belt in my life. Not once, ever. Strengthen that damn core up as strong as you can before you feel like going with a belt.

If anybody has any questions, I train competitive lifters and bodybuilders—first show to national level. Would love to answer anything while I'm sitting at the gym waiting for clients.

Boobs.

BRB, changing my name to Big Jim Whitcomb.

"Troll" is on like every Kinja poster's to-do list

In my Gold's Gym parking lot is a McDonald's. Today, in the McDonald's is 99 cent Big Mac day. Fuck all ya'll and that Kale.

Title 69...AMIRITE?!

Now that we all know Chip Kelly is a racist, would you play for Chip Kelly?

Stephen A. Smith reporting live from Philadelphia...

What in the actual fuck?

Des Moines-style BBQ, bro. Ever heard of a little something called the Adam Emmenecker challenge? Food challenge magazine recognizes it as a food challenge and Challenging Foods quarterly said it's in the top 10!