I truly believe Gronk is the only person in the history of the human race who has not been changed by money and fame. Gronk is just an unlearned trait. You can't develop that skill set.

Yo, man, fuck that baby.

Yeah, that team was insane. Just kind of unfair. The only basketball games any WDM Valley kid went to and gave a shit about was when Ames came to town.

Old roommate played Harrison Barnes in the state High School tournament and got dunked over. It's the only picture we had in our living room in college, and he will never live it down.

New development: MLS pays Screamer to take about how much they hate MLS to get us thinking about MLS.

2 white guys and a Blackman. ESPN still doesn't know what it's doing.

Had he not cheated (cheated being used extremely loosely, seeing as how most top cyclists pop sooner or later), that money would not have been raised.

I'm surprised they didn't pass.

Threw it farther than Tiger's driving these days.

Leave it to a professional wrestler to get upset that somebody actually hit them.

I spank my 6 year old. Far less than I ever was as a child, but I find it completely appropriate. I'm also far bigger than my dad was, so a good stern look ends most situations.

Nom nom nom

What's the over/under on him?

"Whatever, homo."

Kobe is slowly going to make himself the only player in the NBA

Yup, see you guys tomorrow.

THIS IS THE BASTION OF JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY!!!!!11!!!!!1!1!!!!!

Soccer simply isn't worth it in the states, yet. It may never be, at least not for many. many years. Until the annual revenue is in the billions, players will continue to get screwed. Even then players will get screwed, but will be making more money and have more rights.

"You down with St Louie? Yeah you know me!"