Our colored fans are vanilla, too.

Woah! Hey, he's just black, man. We're all equals here.

Of course he'd have an AWOL nation shirt on. Mustache just screams, "Blame it on my ADD, baby."

Hitler tried the, "I got them Jewish lawyers on deck" card, too.

Sitting courtside at a D League game this year, some old dude claiming to have played a season in the 70's with the Bulls would not stop talking mad shit to the bench players and it was AMAZING. Never had more fun.

"Well uh, is it his fault we're losing?"

Rolling a good joint is the true sign of a conneiseur of green stuff. Getting high isn't even as satisfactory as rolling a good joint.

RoFlo just became my new favorite SC anchor.

Everyone knows the good parties are off campus. Losers stay in the dorms more than a year. Fuck the TenMan.

Coincidentally, "You lovly coaches are most likely mad about that," is how Jay Cutler starts off his letters to the Bears organization every offseason when they consider ditching him.

Still didn't debate RoFlo's original comments. Nobody can argue that.

Don't come at me with the woe is me, Tom! Maybe I WILL stay up all night nursing for my wife.

BODIED. That's a hip hop term, right? Something Iggy would say?

#WhenRehabTalksStart?

Somebody besides me thought of this?!

LOUD NOISES

I see nothing wrong with getting paid to do this and comment on sports at the same time.

Scroll down it's one look, scroll up, WHOLE NEW FUCKING DRESS. WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?

Glad to see FIFA stepping in and doing what's best for the players.