On one hand, I could give a shit about some dude and his marijuana and Xanax. I'd be high too if he was my Dad.

I don't know exactly when Barry had the Come To Jesus with his entire staff and Secretaries* but god fucking damn, from December on he has been on a mic drop roll. He gives zero fucks these days and I am completely on board.

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

Um, 15+6 = 21 , not 23.

I've watched all his specials (or at least all the ones he has on Netflix) and I feel like there's a definite maturation going on there. It feels like he's having the same realization a lot of guys have when they realize what life is actually like for women. I'd rather encourage that than find fault with it on the…

The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.

younger voters trust CNN more than Fox, while older voters said the opposite

Who the fuck are the 3% of Democrats who trust Fox News the most? Strom Thurmond's mother?

Well that's fucking depressing.

Drugs are a helluva drug.

I think the hate is more because he's a pretentious racist shitbag, but whatever you wanna believe, dude.

No matter how good a lenovo is ever going to be,I'll never even brush close to one ever again.

Step 1: do whatever you want. Step 2: repeat every goddamn day.

Teach us your ways.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

Huh? The painting is 150 years old.

My FIL pulled a Newt and served my MIL with papers while she was in the hospital recovering from a hysterectomy. I'm looking forward to being completely unhelpful to him and his new wife whenever he starts getting old & sick.