His kinks actually sound so boring and commonplace that they border on stereotype, really.

I wish I even had the *option* of being financially dominated. That's like, the most first world kink, right?

Carol is playing the long con, i mean her talking about her husband and being a little den mother.... how many of us watching that dialogue went back to thinking about her killing and burning the two infected bodies back at the prison, killing Lizzie or taking down terminus?

Carol: smart woman..... or SMARTEST woman?

tells him that before the outbreak she was a Congresswoman in Ohio (apparently Rick didn't follow politics; that seems like a fairly easy thing to fact-check?).

Carol dressed as a norm made me laugh SO hard. She was absolutely brilliant in tis episode. And seriously, the single most kick-ass person on the whole show.

Counterpoint:

Reminder: all new religious movements are just schemes for old men to rape 13-year-old girls.

Any day now, we're going to discover that Taco Bell is the largest single funder in the marijuana legalization campaigns. Because seriously, they're trying to corner that market.

I know the customers smoke pot, but I guess the executives do too.

I always thought it was ironic that a person with a purple mohawk and tattoos on the side of her head had a job judging other people's taste in fashion.

My ex husband never got that I was asking him out (we were teenagers), so I finally just told him to come to the movies with me and a big group of friends. And asked him to pick me up. We get to the movie and he's like, "...where's everyone else?"

I sat on a cute guy's lap while waiting for my turn in a high school talent competition.

The guy at the end LASSO'ED THE LLAMA FROM THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK.

your and anna's tweets about this give me life. these twitter questions also give me life. i am very alive. thanks cpac.

I'm honestly shocked to realize I never crucified a Barbie once. It just seems like something I'd do, especially as a teenager.

also: DO THEY NOT WATCH TELEVISION? It's always a cop! Always! Teens don't want to have sex with you! They're too busy having sex with other teens. Geesh.