Oh I understand, it's just that its hard to imagine a company with 100+ billion in revenue and 5+ billion in net income giving too many fucks about 70 million, and we are over here like "Whoaa 70 million, record fine!".

I wonder if they will ever end up fining companies amounts of money that are legitimately relevant to them.

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

Good because I pay for them dearly. Tonight I will get an email like this:

Especially since Stallone's had so many facelifts he looks like an aging but imperious soap opera matriarch.

I have the Obamacare for my dental insurance! I am still waiting for Mr. Obama to come brush my teeth every night AS I WAS LED TO BELIEVE WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG. NANNY ME, MR. PRESIDENT! NANNY ME!!!!

Holy shit. I'm sorry they treated you so poorly, but this is full of win:

I was working in medical supplies. I brought in about ten million dollars a month for my company and did the order processing, billing and sterilization of medical supplies. Also set up the builds with the product manager and handled inventory with 7 international warehouses, the smallest of which had over 2 million…

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

Me too. I wish I could have one big, cathartic "fuck you" story. But the reality is whenever I think I might do something like that, a little voice in the back of my head goes "BUT THE REFERENCES. YOU NEED GOOD REFERENCES."

In a vein similar to Kate's: When I was old enough to stop going to my family's yearly camping trip.

I have so many stories about quitting, because I was a huge goddamn loser for half my life.

I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.

After teaching five years of cadaver-based human anatomy labs at university, I can honestly say that it is equally horrifying-sad-hilarious how poorly people understand reproductive anatomy.

ARIZONA: Mexico-United States Border / "Wilfred" (cancelled TV show)

Thanks, Colin. You have officially ruined Jewish Christmas!

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

They're not commercializing it YET.

Now, I'm a huge fan of the Thanksgiving sandwich. Cosi had one that was wonderful and I ate that every day until they took it off the menu. I was seriously pissed the year my mother tossed the Thanksgiving leftovers on Black Friday because that meant no T-Day sandwiches for me.