Best case scenario: a soapbox MADE of science.

Less math, more a comprehensive lit review spanning 39 peer reviewed studies over 3 decades. I wouldn't take the word of a Slate blogger as medical advice, but if you look at the journal article it makes a strong argument. Much like with drinking while pregnant, many of the recommendations are rooted in the idea…

These Sony Leaks are getting more and more fascinating by the day.

A teenager tripped over one of the protesters on her way to Wet Seal. She nearly spilled her bubble tea. #neveragain.

PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT ATTITUDES TOWARDS SEX THAN ME?

Then going back to my wife and newborn baby afterwards... I had a long shower before touching either of them."

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i got a new phone # about a year and a half ago and just recently learned it has a voicemail attached to it. i briefly considered checking it

Bullshit. Going to this kind of restaurant is like going to the Louvre and asking them to hang up some fucking Thomas Kinkade paintings. You're asking for an experience they don't fucking offer. Go somewhere that does, and stop wasting people's time.

I sincerely doubt that there was any ranch dressing in that kitchen to be had.

Why do people like this even go to nice restaurants? You can get salad greens with ranch dressing literally anywhere or make it at home. The whole point of going to these kinds of high end restaurants and paying for an $18 salad is to have a culinary experience and eat something you can't get anywhere else. The chef…

Dirty Talk is a great time for my people pleasing crutch to come out:

Oh Tommy. A very, very ancient Gawker Media law forbids commenters from asking questions like "who???" in comments because, as you so clearly know, if you're able to drop a comment into a post you are probably able to use this newfangled contraption known as Google. In the olden times, asking "WHO???" like a moron…

Wow, these are AMAZING. And her face is stunning. Something about her vibe is reminding me of Sophia Loren.

It's an open secret that Coulter is a professional shock jockey who believes barely a single iota of what she says in public. Many of her friends are liberal and she' supposedly a cool person in private.

This could be a friggin' Mad Lib at this point.

Your system also allows grand juries to decide whether or not people who have killed other people should be indicted.

A theatre professor of mine once worked on a show that cooked real food onstage. It was so integral to the script that they actually had a real kitchen built onto the stage. Part of this was a coffee pot. One night, during intermission a man walked *on to the stage* poured himself a cup, and one for his wife, and…