One correction, IMO. Krakauer is NOT a reporter. He is a fucking journalist, in the true sense of the word.

The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…

He proudly returned to his fellow Lords of the Flies and proclaimed, "Chuck E.'s a girl! And she's got tits like THIS!" making the (in)appropriate gesture most commonly associated with such a statement.

WHY NOT BOTH?

fake-twiddle the knobs

I worked at a convenience store and the HIGHLIGHT of my life for those two years was catching young boys stealing porno mags. I would embarrass them so hard, it was truly wonderful.

Super excited for all the Cosby defenders who are suddenly lawyers to jump in here with their in-depth knowledge of defamation law.

Yeah they came through Oakland, but I didn't get to go. :( Didn't they play a show post Culkin death hoax, and they did it Weekend at Bernie's style? I approve of this whole heartedly.

GOD DAMN IT MARK

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

I think you are the only one, yes.

Don't leave us, Colbert Report! Rage against the dying of the light!

There are actually many men working on fixing men's problems, from a feminist perspective. But, even though pretty much none of Kat's articles on The Menz are written by women, you guys still get so upset that feminism would ever be about men, and so instead of being like "good job, not-woman, for taking it upon…

Yeah, the line between explaining and excusing is a fine one. I think the author is right that we can't solve this problem on a fundamental level until we look at the systemic context, but context doesn't make individual responsibility go away.

Yup.

Hi Robby! Thanks for stopping by! One small correction: I don't think you've ever "reported" a goddamn thing in your life. (And because I know you're going to do this, either here or in my Twitter mentions, which you and your friends are currently stink-clouding up with your Feelings, I have a master's degree in…