Truth. Their fries are objectively the best fast food fries. I will not apologize for liking their chicken nuggets either. Yes, I know how they are made. No I do not care. They are fucking delicious because my mom let me have them as a special treat after getting an A in school or winning at something.

No judgment from me. I fucking love McDonald's, including the McRib. I think it's rooted in childhood. My parents would only take us there as a special treat when we were kids and so even though objectively I know that it tastes like sadness and heart attacks, it's still my comfort food craving after a stressful day…

Hey, um, you guys????? Could I perhaps be taken out of the greys?

here i made this helpful food pyramid for ren faire food:

Yes, yes, yes and yes . . .

. . . but more importantly, why are you not a main page writer? I mean I love your stuff wherever it is but your articles are always so well researched, punchy and gripping. MAIN PAGE FOR MR PINKHAM!!!!!111

Oh look, logical conclusion is logical. Also, water is wet. News at 11.

This doesn't shock me one bit.

Probably. Her comments do it for me. [fans self]

Am I just not romantic at all? I feel like this is just waaaaaay to much work..... if someone asked me to marry them that way, I'd probably get hella annoyed.

Everyone with a problem with this can shut the hell up please, this is WAY more useful knowledge to have than fucking Geology.

That's why I try to limit myself to one glass of wine a day. Cheers!

Lemme tell you a story about boner pills. When I was in my late 30s, I finally got properly diagnosed (Bipolar II) and got a combination of meds that made me sane for the first time in my life. It was great, like being born again. After many celibate years, I even had a girlfriend, and she actually wanted to have…

To: RBG

A reporter dared ask Vulvatron, the new frontwoman of GWAR, whom she slept with to get into the band. Her response was simply lovely:

Nobody would care if sea horses got aborted BECAUSE THE DAD WOULD BE DOING IT.

"and to talk about how she's a reformed person who once used the word "nigger."

Coke? Please. "Everyone knows it's douching with Mountain Dew that keeps you from getting pregnant"