Depends on the state. There are five "papers please" states and nine more where they can ask without cause, but you can say no. California is neither. They can't even ask without cause. Unfortunately, being black is always probable cause.

Same difference. They're all literally the same.

I really feel like The Tonight Show is a huge step down for Colbert. He's able to do some really cool stuff on the Colbert Show and it sucks he's taken a position where we lose that amazing persona and gain a toothless version of his comedy. I don't like it at all.

How much do you want to bet that Steven has never had to work hard at a job in his life and that he came from a privileged background?

"If Tibetan magic is so strong, how did the Communist Chinese still managed to kick their asses?"

Haha, I know. I've been a Jez reader for a few years, and I feel like this was the first time I really had something to contribute to the conversation. Who knew the the whales would change my life in this way!

They're not stilts.

I'M ALLERGIC TO CRUNCHY.

That Tina gif is KILLING ME.

Ok. I'm a 5'10'' Latina and I like tall, skinny, frail-looking men (my color or lighter, sorry!). I like the thought of overpowering men. Meh. On the other hand, I wouldn't turn down a muscular, strong-looking man. I would tie that fucker up real nice. He has to be taller than me, though.

Oh Cassiebear, I think we share some similar tastes. Mine go way deep for this game. Lessee... sexual slavery/rape, forced enema training, surgical stuff, penectomy...

Oh, that's only scratching the surface. Ever seen hypnosis porn?

True story: the German army post exchange store on Kandahar Airfield used to sell fuzzy handcuffs. Troops serving in Afghanistan have an urgent need for such things, apparently.

That's not a bulge. That's just underwear.

I ated mine =(

Good thing no one asked you.

A quote from The Mirren might help them? Or maybe not.

More Pam is DEFINITELY a good thing.