most jobs aren't decent.

If you want me to start listing the ways our state and federal governments treat our citizens like crap, we're going to be here a long fucking time, dude.

The law for paid sick leave down here in Germany covers six weeks per year. Nationwide of course. If you're sick longer than that, public social security kicks in.

That American friend on Fbook lied to you.

I love your snark but yes, it's a bit depressing though. I'm sorry if I sounded stupidly incredulous but we've had paid sick leave enshrined in federal law since 1922! One American friend on Fbook just told me you can bargain for it in your workplace contract. But what if you don't have the english skills or the…

How does it happen, you ask? It happens because America is a land of exceptionalism where our workers are blessed by GOD and never, ever get sick. And when they do get sick it is proof that they are the minions of Satan and deserve all the bad things that happen to them. That's how it happens in the land of the…

I'm sorry, I ask this in all sincerity because I am not American, but did you just say the US has had no paid sick leave? None. Nada? How does that happen?

I want to personally thank you for all the angry comments/emails I'm going to get about your joke. Because obviously I write these jokes and force you to post them.

They should get him a kiddie pool and fill it with mint sauce.

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

To be fair, it was only served during their Pol Potluck night.

ass to mouth.

I can't tell if this article is satire or not.

No, and fuck you. Jezebel should be able to post articles about whatever they damn well please without having to deal with rape gifs and gore porn and whatever the fuck else. Those are being used as a silencing tool, and your comment is no better.

There are possible solutions/mitigation methods for this issue - putting a waiting period on created burner accounts before they can post images, limiting the number of images that can be posted on a burner account within a certain period of their creation, etc. - but I doubt Denton is willing to do anything that…

You say "eating and fucking" as if there's anything more to life.

She better hope that kid doesn't have a blowout all over that couture. I even put towels down before my fully clothed kid nursed because she would poop UP HER BACK. The first time it happened, it was so loud and messy that I thought I broke her.