Hey, who's up for some kebabs? Oh, wow, nearly everyone? Cool. OK, the catch is they come with a side of being hit with an iron bar. Huh. Suddenly a lot less hands up. Go figure.

"In Massachusetts, that tends to mean cream and sugar."

I somehow thought it was new slang for a vagina.

One time I was with a dude for the first time and right in the middle of fucking he half-shouts "WHOSE PUSSY IS IT?!"

#womenagainstfeminism

Courtney Stodden is like, my I Ching.

Yeah, I would strongly encourage everyone to avoid the bowl cut at all costs. Unless the look you're going for is "Albino Penis in Pilgrim Costume."

What I got from this story is that the haircut I nearly killed the hairdresser for giving to my poor son is now high fashion. I will let him know.

That's only because - as a bear, naturally - naked humans are at there most vulnerable and edible state to you. With no clothing or means of defense, you could just walk up to us and swipe off the juiciest and fattest parts and waltz away before we even figured out that we were mortally wounded. We're all walking…

NotAVaderHater is right; most HSA accounts are treated like investment accounts at banks, which means you have a wide variety of investment options depending on your risk tolerance. HSA's are a wonderful little-known secret for power investing.

This may not be for all HSAs, but for mine I have the option to invest any amount of the balance greater than $1k into a decent selection of mutual funds. Otherwise I get a typical savings account RoR in whatever's not invested.

Are you trying to tell me that people still buy pictures of naked women? With money?

I once walked in on a roommate jilling off to foot fetish porn.

this just reminds me of a saying my mom says "que casa quien haga de su culo un florero" / "let anyone make their asshole a vase." Basically anyone can do what they want with their own life

Ex-husbands of women named Paula. They're probably also very sorry. Really, very truly, sorry.

This is why Crumbs has failed, and it is only partially to do with the eternally changing trends in desserts: Crumbs cupcakes are horrible.

Not so fast. Magnolia still has a line out the door of people eagerly waiting to buy sugar doused cardboard at the behest of Carrie Bradshaw. I won't relax until they close their doors as well.