The other day I was thinking, I bet Jalopnik would love to find a transportation angle on this story.

You’d think Job #1 is cut/shave your hair. #2 is grow a beard. #3 is sunglasses and mask everywhere for the next 3 months. #4 is make it back to Hawaii, where no one could imagine you’re a NYC suspect. He appeared to do none of these.

This guy planned out every step, seemingly meticulously, then gunned down a well known CEO in the most surveilled city in the country, escaped in a way that left bullets with a message and a backpack full of Monopoly money, got out of the city successfully, but was found off a tip from a *McDonalds employee* and he…

Jury nullification.

Been watching F1 a long time, and young people don’t know how good they have it. 2024 has been incredible.

You can’t just strap the lumber down without saying “that’s not going anywhere”.

That’s pretty crazy, but certainly wildly-random enough of a thing that I don’t need to add it to my list of potentially-crippling fears and anxieties. We have enough to worry about with Trump’s cabinet pics. 

1st Gear: just like when Trump proposed lowering COVID cases by stopping testing for COVID. “If you don’t test you won’t find new cases”

I hope the autoworkers are happy they don’t have to build WOKE EVs when they are at home not building anything because their union protections went out the window. 

Just like when he said we can lower COVID cases by not testing for COVID.

Spiteful and world-class stupid pretty much sums up the incoming administration.

I would think that mail truck EVs would make sense just on a ROI basis.

God damn all of the stupid racist assholes that voted for Trump. They have already damned the rest of us.

Next up is a federal mandate stating to measure not from the base but the house next door.

Lowering standards so you can meet them is peak Trump...

Glad that asshole is getting fucked, twice.

Damn. You’re right. Who’s gonna get the fly first?

It’s also worth noting that Stanford reviewed the situation and basically said, “it’s fine”. Guess his tuition checks were still clearing.

Precisely, so I wished people would be a bit more honest and say “We saw an opportunity to get more money into the county using idiot people”...Actually I would back that statement 100%.

Isn’t that what every fine is in the end?