3AM. Inexperienced drivers, at an age known for “impressing friends/girls”. Really fast car.

Sadly, this will never go much further once the Orange Oligarch and his minions dismantle any regulatory agency that may attempt to actually do their job.

or that the Cybertruck’s lithium battery played a role in the fire.

Whataboutism at its worst. Yeah, Senna did run Prost off the track to lock up the championship ... and Schumi was yes, aggressive-to-bordering on dirty. No one has ever gone wider to push people off the track like Max. He also whines like a little b about everything. He makes Lewis seem humble. 

Yeah, it’s pretty much consensus now that 1990 Suzuka was in retaliation from when Prost deliberately turned into Senna at Suzuka 1989 making him lose the world championship that year. That was more tit for tat. Also, I would argue that Max has multiple moves that were more blatant the 1990 Suzuka that had nothing to…

Max has the personality of the antagonist from every 90s teen movie. Unrepentant asshole.

It’s on a laminated card in his wallet.

Can’t wait to see which cabinet position he gets appointed to. 

“An unfortunate incident happened last night. On the advice of my attorney, I cannot discuss the particulars at this time. I am and will continue to cooperate fully with authorities to bring this incident to an appropriate conclusion.”

if that’s not a 1000% generic statement, I don’t know what is.

As if that wasn’t already bad enough, the Tennessean reports the arresting officers claimed in their notes that he urinated on himself during the stop.

An unfortunate incident happened?

Georgia cops arrested him on charges of failing to stop at a stop sign, hit-and-run and driving under the influence on Tuesday

If recent trends hold, he’ll soon be tapped to head the ATF.

You aren’t going to believe this, but Senna and Schumacher were also insufferable assholes. 

Remember when that family was killed in the Toyota near San Diego after careening down the highway a high speed unable to stop and Toyota got the initial blame when it turned out to be an incorrectly installed floor mat and the driver didn’t think to throw the thing in neutral and Cole Trickle the engine?

This hardly seems like the application of the wrong pedal. When you look at instances where the accelerator is being depressed instead of the brake, there is usually sudden and significant acceleration because as the car is accelerating instead of the expected braking, the automatic inclination is to push…

He already decided what the cause was.

Blame first, sort it out later gets more clicks.

Remember, NHTSA says pedal confusion accidents happen 44 times per day in the US. But we should first blame the Tesla, then read the car’s logs, then we can blame the victim driver for mashing the go pedal instead of the stop pedal. :)