birdlaw900
BirdLaw900
birdlaw900

MAGA loves immigrants like Melania, Musk, and Murdock. When MAGA says “immigrants are all criminals!”, they really mean “non-white immigrants are all criminals!”

It’ll at least make a fun gotcha question for MAGA nuts.

Musk will have his citizenship pulled at the same time Trump is put in jail.... or as you said, never.

This post is strictly theoretical. In the US, wealthy white men are in virtually no danger of being tried, convicted, and deported.

109 tweets in one day?

someone needs to talk to him about his diet. 

He’s the richest man on earth. He can afford to be anywhere he wants to be. Ergo, he can afford to be wherever he *needs* to be.

Typical Illegal ignoring the law - Right Mr Trump?

If I were as shit at my job as these two (Trump/Elon) are.. I’d already be out of a job.

1. He has a private jet. He can literally fly anywhere in a matter of hours.

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Who you gonna call?

I reserve this word for very few people, but he really is a massive cunt.

“Then you have a Musk who just makes shit up and is over so many companies there is no way they know what is actually going on at all of them nor do they care.”

My understanding is that once they file to move the case to Federal court, that automatically moves it to Federal court, who can then decide no, this is a state matter, and kick it back. But this is basically a delaying tactic from Musk, meaning that once the motion to move to Federal is filed, it basically means the

Trump showed us just how many tweets you could crank out from the shitter each day.

A good CEO has a hard job, they put in long hours trying to balance board and shareholders wants with employee needs and they have accountability with all parties, they are rare.

If you’re “running” that many companies all at once, AND stumping for Trump, AND rage-tweeting constantly, you are not a CEO, you are a weird dipshit and your job is not hard. If this moron can run this many companies at once, either he’s doing zero work and is not being held accountable OR being a CEO is VERY easy

Musk is “a very busy man who cannot just materialize anywhere he wants to on 12 hours notice.”

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I mean technically he’s too busy, can’t you see how many tweets he did ??