So, if you technically paid for it, and one survived, would you be justified in making a modern belly tank racer?

That’s Pat Sajak

I know I’m an old guy and all that, but man, what happened to cars that don’t look like some sort of pissed off insect? The back is just as bad as the front of this mess. I’m sure it’s a fun enough car, but it’s time to go retro or something, anything is better than a lot of these cars. So many great looking old cars…

I am SHOCKED that they didn’t take the opportunity to say that the car has AI=powered shifting. Yet happy they resisted the temptation to use the buzzword du jour.

I think the real story here is that someone in the Rust Belt is still out dailying a 1992 Dodge Dynasty. 

Something-something dangerzone.

Love my hitch rack but as you say, not so great for canoes.

Eh, let’s not confuse the (Polish, in the article pic) Mig 29, upper right here, with an F-16 in the lower left.

I’m going to start using that as a euphemism.

subaru sells yakima adapters but it makes the equipment even higher up.  so if you are vertically challenged it could be a pain. But i would probably carry a step stool with me anyways and it seems like an easy problem to solve. 

You’re not a woman. Nearly every woman faces some kind of sexual harassment or assault in their life. Having your car tethered to a giant electrical box is the perfect opportunity for predatory people.

Edit: I just played around with the builder on the Ford website and oh my god, can I please have one options package that doesn’t automatically paint half the car black? This sucks.

The downside with the Outback is the rack- if you are an outdoorsy type who has an entire ecosystem of Yakima or Thule accessories that go on your round bar rack that clips onto the roof rails of your Forester, they aren’t going to transfer to the Outback and you’re going to end up spending a mint replacing them. Ask…

The name of the sportscaster in the CarShield commercials is Chris “Boomer” Berman of ESPN fame, not Chris Brown.

My car isn’t worth more than my life. Also, it’s got an Air Tag on it, and I keep the battery fresh.  If they can even drive the thing (obligatory three-pedal shout-out), they can have it.

The Wilderness (Crosstrek and Outback) only come with cloth seats I think. 

All the stated requirements point to the Subaru Outback.

Any time a customer comes in with an unreputable extended warranty, we always play devil’s advocate when they drop off. The low quality warranties typically cover less, make legitimate claims more difficult by requiring excessive inspections/maintenance records/fluid samples/etc drawing out repair times (ie time spent…

FFS - I havent seen that one.  Glad.  Thanks for taking one for this team.

I need several million dollars in compensation for having to listen to Ice-T pitching this crap.