birdlaw900
BirdLaw900
birdlaw900

For me it’s Subaru’s decision to fully embrace the touch panel. I prefer the physical buttons and knobs on my 13 year old WRX to their current setup.

Some people are just delaying the inevitable move to emotionless turbofication as long as possible.

IMO the only way to stop this bullshit is to require anyone driving a vehicle with a 5k and over gross weight to carry twice the liability insurance if not 3x.

also the headlights they're rating so highly, which blind everyone around the driver

This is pretty weak after selling a flame thrower and a hammer that can’t be used as a hammer. I expect better than some Costco style repackaging of someone else’s product. Let me know when they release the $900 knife that opens inward towards the palm, like a real Tesla product would. 

I’m sure I could probably find an answer online, but I never really understand how the giant trucks pass pedestrian-collision safety laws. I’m guessing the answer is that trucks and SUVs have their own carve-out, but have a lot of changes to cars over the years been in the name of being safer in the event it strikes a

Seriously. This was merely a drive-by scrape from one of those F-Some-Fifty behemoths. Hopefully totalled, because it’ll never be right again.

PT Barnum would’ve loved working at Tesla.

And the number of people who drive them like they’re invincible is certainly not helping... 

I can believe this. I can alsobelieve that said cop friends are entirely fictional, and were fabricated spontaneously in the moment specifically in order to make that claim.

Every person that films themselves doing dumb shit in Teslas looks like they skip leg day. This warrants further investigation.

Was thinking the same - didn’t that “Duck guy” that fled to Canada after lapping NYC get pinched because of his video?

So he’s a douche tool and a snitch. Nice.

I absolutely believe his cop friends closed the streets, they just didn’t do it officially. They pulled up to the relevant intersections, parked and turned away traffic for 15 mins under color of authority, even if they had none, and then left when their friend was done and none of the people turned away had any

“Objection, Your Honor!”

Ya think maybe I was smart enough to reach out to my cop buddies and let em know I was conducting a road test and they have cordoned off the area for me? Nice try buttercup.”

No, buttercup, I don’t, because if you’d done that then you wouldn’t have deleted the video.

Probably true, especially when most of them are marketed with their stupid/dangerous 0-60 times.

Imagine thinking it’s a flex to tell folks you’ve got cop buddies

Funny, not a cop in sight on that street they “cordoned off” for their friend.

Police tell the news outlet that they aren’t able to cite Wallace for speeding based on the video