birdlaw900
BirdLaw900
birdlaw900

Well… yeah. I don’t understand how anybody thought it was going to work this time.

Need to stop calling him a “Designer” and start properly calling him a “Stylist.” He doesn’t solve problems, he makes them.

Since Fisker already failed twice, why did anyone finance him again? FFS this makes Tesla look well run.

Your first sentence is a joke right? Right?

The Ocean is awesome.  I wish it worked out.

The company was never going to make it, but I still really, really like the Ocean.

It’s amazing how stupid the Incel-camino looks next to a regular looking truck.

The messaging around the Cybertruck making it appear to be the most truck that ever trucked in the history of trucks has set it up for so many viral failures.

The cybertruck missed a shift. It happens to the best of us. 

Can we talk about the two ‘officials’ at the finish line? Only time before they become Darwin award winners, right?

Yeah, you’ve really got to build yourself a cult like base of followers, and have inherited a slave run emerald mine to make it work.

He wouldn’t be able to sit there that long listening to them talk about someone else. 

Jesus rides beside me, he never buys any smokes.

It’s almost like misfortunes can strike in a split second and leave you needing something more than bootstraps to get back on your feet.

Does that make the better, or worse people?

You’re assuming they weren’t on some sort of government assistance already!

Homeless as in nobody’s home up there. 

Not true. He has an Accord. He doesn’t talk about it.

Don’t let Jesus take the Wheel, the dude is famous for walking everywhere. He has no idea how to drive.

I wonder if their position on receiving government assistance changed dramatically in the past week.