Just one a head in Se7en

When I saw M:I I thought "oh, yeah, I guess that's iconic. Must've been a slow year." But instead of FARGO?
*fires up woodchipper*

He is a male model, NOT a male prostitute.

Jesse Eisenberg IS Shaggy in "It Wasn't Me"

Get a grip. They're just doing their job.

Hot and spicy can't melt steel chickens #KFCtruther

Unlike a phone booth, your sister still gets used.

American Godzilla trailer: 2 minutes of buildup for a .5 second blurry shot of Godzilla at a distance.
Japanese Godzilla trailer: HERE IS GODZILLA'S ENTIRE BODY, GAZE UPON ITS AWESOMENESS.

I HAVE NEVER COEXISTED PEACEFULLY WITH ANYONE AND I DONT PLAN TO START NOW.
Jk. The more Larry Sanders per thread, the better.

To Jolly Green Giant:
If we do this sketch again, maybe you can talk to wardrobe and get a longer loincloth.
…I saw your balls.
I saw your balls.

This was least favorite DLC for Red Dead Redemption. The animation on Jack Webb is just too unrealistic.

He's an adequate rapper, an excellent pitchman, but an even better people collector, arranger, and talent scout. His albums are phenomenal because he finds the best people to put on them, and gets out of their way when they have a better idea than him. (Apparently he sheds his ego in the studio, so it can be fully…

There are people who like Kanye but don't like Gone? My… My whole worldview is shaken.

Toonz is gonna kick so much ass you'll probably go blind.

Like Miyazaki I make mad films, K I don't make films, but if I did they'd have a totoro

It is weird and fantastic. Didn't realize Kanye was no longer officially involved, because his fingerprints are all over it… or at least his cabal of amazing hip hop producers, sparseness, and combo of being off-putting and candid.

Hey guys, hey guys… Do you know why Frankenstein ended up with rotten corpses?

Thin Blue Frankenline: The Force Awakens

Anything but a FIRST chance, you fool!

Psh, In Uteropinion they are