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“Going to Africa, hope I don’t get AIDS, just kidding I’m white!” That one? I almost died when I read that tweet. 

Dumbass lost her job and her dog. If they take her truck, she’ll be ready to write a country song.

Plenty of Karen’s went from Obama to Trump. They are as quick to kill us as they are to swoon over us.

Every year I have to take corporate social media training. And every year, Justine Sacco’s predicament is used in the powerpoint presentation. They don’t mention her by name, but the “fictional scenario” they’re illustrating is exactly what happened to her. To have that kind of notoriety. Damn.

I don’t think she voted for Trump at all, and it dangerous to automatically equate racism with political affiliation. I also think that she honestly, truly believes she isn’t racist. She is of course - but I’m sure she’s the typical example of a white person who votes for the right people, “has black friends” yet

Let’s film Helen Mirren dressed as Queen Elizabeth II reading this so Damon can get a screenwriting Oscar.

Nah, she’s a Wall Street liberal in NYC. No one’s giving her a dime.

That poor dog has to have some serious PTSD. Like it probably rolls over every time it hears the n word.

MacArthur Genius Award.

She will get past this. In a week or two, her gofundme will be at $200,000 KKK money despite her previous Barack Obama affiliations. Because she totally, secretly voted Trump.

She deserved that and more, all which have happened and left me more than satisfied.

Sorry, Amy. Someone’s got to take the hit for the team. Coz now what we have is an opportunity to raise an admonishing finger and say, “Ah, ah, ah! Remember Amy from the Ramble*? You may want to rethink this, Karen.” when faced with such a moment in our lives.

You mean a Noble?

I especially love that the rescue took the dog back from her. I guarantee you, this woman is the type of Karen who takes her dog into normally dog-free areas, and when people ask her to leave because it’s not a licenced service animal, she snaps back that “Don’t you know he’s a rescue? He’ll feel abandoned and have a

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

While I am honored that you took time away from your busy schedule of setting peasants and their thatched roof cottages alight, I must inform you of your mistake.

Here’s my synopsis for this film:

A big shiny star for this! Some folks hate seeing films in theaters (see some posts in these comments) others love them. Personally, a decent film in a decent theater is one of the things I miss most and will be one of the first things I’m going to re-experience when it’s available!

Other than just generically spending time with friends and loved ones, going to the movies is one of the things I’ve been missing the most, honestly. I go alone a lot of the time, but I really enjoy just getting out of my house, and getting to eat a giant sized box of candy I’d never think to buy at a grocery store,