birdinhand
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birdinhand

I speak as somebody who took a half tab of acid and came up during Cats, then went to my friend’s house and watched both the Broadway show and a high school theater production on YouTube in a 10-hour psychedelic Cats marathon: the special effects in the movie Cats (2019) were bad. They were ugly, bizarre and poorly

Ok look, I can’t stand Wilson and Corden just as much as the next person but come on. Cats was such a disaster on every level. The script, the acting, the directing and yes, even the visuals. VFX people as well as all the other people behind the scenes deserve all the respect in the world. They did what they could

You’ve done it. This is the definitive hater’s guide to Final Fantasy. Drew Magary would be proud. (RIP Deadspin)

I don’t as much fear change as I fear terrible protagonists, a trite story and rigid gameplay.

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

For god’s sake people: They were JOKES! Sorry you worked on a shyt movie that has become a punch line but you have to be used to it in this industry. How about whoever worked on the shitty de-aging in The Irishmen being shown up by some punk on the internet with free software? Work on crap, be prepared to take your

I believe they had her listed as a coxswain (e.g.- the person who directs the team and shouts the commands from the stern of the boat). I was 5'5" and 105 lbs in college and was approached by the women’s rowing team to see if I wanted to be a coxswain. Being small and lightweight is a huge benefit to that role.

I still don’t get why you’d choose ROWING of all things when people that row competitively have very obvious physical indications that they row.

People who are concerned about what new employers or partners might find. You're either not being serious, or are unfathomably dense. 😂

The thing I’m still amazed at is that “butthole” is not in the database for whatever algorithm was responsible for reviewing this complaint.

Yeah I can think of 2 incidents of genocide FB has enabled or caused off the top of my head....

How long ago was that last one? I’m struggling to remember a phone that would have been small enough to flush

How is it an exaggeration, exactly, when they have an established history of selling ad space to actual Nazis?

No, it isn’t.

Uhhh...what? Pretty sure Facebook didn’t take it down until the Buzzfeed article was published, otherwise they weren’t doing jack-shit...kinda the whole point of the Giz article in the first place.

How many people are interested in a 15-year-old’s butthole?

Is it, though? Kinda seems like people who search for her now will see the article, read it, and say, “Ah...so she’s not an underage prostitute, she was just being trolled!”

I find it adds more stress than almost any part of my real job. Not worth whatever minor job security it would otherwise bestow in my opinion.

Sacha Baron Cohen nailed it in one sentence last year,

I mean, did it work? DID she know what she was doing? I need the end to this story.