It’s entirely about money. Statistically, PG-13 films make a lot more money than R films. Most likely because younger people can more easily access them which greatly increases potential audience pool. I don’t think they are even considering the context of the film itself and whether younger audiences would actually…

Why on earth would anyone want to rate this PG-13? I have a hard time imagining very many preteens and teens wanting to see a movie about a rock icon from their parents’ and grandparents’ eras.  

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive to stop the straight-washing/sanitising of his life in Bohemian Rhapsody.

Seriously, what is with producers trying to pretend this era didn’t happen the way we all know it happened? There is copious, overwhelming evidence of this time period being drenched in chemicals, boning and bad choices while traipsing around in the most fucked up fashions money could buy. That’s why it was FUN.

Yes!! And if you see me eating Nutella out of the jar with my pancakes, just mind your business.

The major issue might well be the dismantling of the regulatory authorities, or clipping their wings as opposed to the actual contamination, though the former will inevitably lead to the latter as well too.

I sometimes think I maintain my single status mostly because I dread the thought of merging all my good stuff with someone else’s. I have a friend whose husband considers himself an artist (he’s not), and when they moved in together he came along with about a dozen painfully bad landscapes that he painted. He hung…

As someone who lost an uncle, who was only 19, to shitty teenage drivers (they were gunning out of green light racing another car), I'm going to put hard money on something stupid and completely avoidable

I’ve got no plans for divorce, but I have to admit I have a mental apartment where everything is just so and just how I want it and his stupid table/dustcatcher is nowhere to be found.

This is the worst Arby’s ad...

How much you want to bet the teenager was texting and driving?

Sorry for some late morning nihilism.

Nothing says “cosmic significance” like dying because some 16 year old was texting or whatever.

Tjere’s absolutely nothing terrifying about human teeth on another animal.

The move isn't about fixing the CGI, it's about dumping the movie in February instead of an embarrassing November release.

“an” you dumbfuck.

Well, his signature is just a bunch of scribbles.

Done with a marker/felt tip, large block letters, individualized/completely fucked spelling, very broad thesis points with no supporting facts to trip over . . .

Is that his handwriting? It doesn’t look anything like his signature. Plus, we’re not real sure he’s literate.

You can tell by the handwriting that he wrote that shit with authority, too. LMAO this fuckin guy....damn, we are all doomed.