Uh, the guy should have to clean up turds because she didn’t plan better? Come on. If this is a strip mall, surely there was a public restroom in one of the stores or outside somewhere. I sincerely doubt the floor of Gamestop was the only option there.

I remember trollface from Fark and Something Awful threads WELL before this dudes story takes place. I don’t believe he invented it.

I thought the entire memories pizza thing was about them refusing to serve gay people pizza.

They're free to the girls receiving them. What is your point here?

Amen. I just want to sweat, get in the zone, and be left alone to my thoughts.

She is rude. I shared a personal rape anecdote and she jumped me about it in a nasty, nasty way and I actually cried over her stupid comment and the way she spoke to me. I've seen her in other threads acting similarly.

"____ is the new black" is not a race related expression. It has to do with fashion.

Can I do kill first but I kill myself instead?

Everyone processes tragedy differently. You have no idea what she was feeling at the time. Ugh I cannot with Madonna, but I have to defend her on this. You seem to have an idealized idea of what reporting a rape is like, especially in the 1970s in New York.

I don't know, I always just play it off I guess. I mean there are a million different ways to spell even common names. I personally know a Marye, so I guess I would cover like that.

I use a phone trick for names. I tell them I'd love to add them in my contact list, and ask how to spell their name. It has gotten me out of that situation half a dozen times now at work, and saved me from embarrassment when I blanked on my neighbor's name but remembered her dog's name.

The ones where two toned, oily guys start out wrestling? SPLOOSH

LOL! Holy crap I do this too. I have never admitted that to anyone.

None of those movies were marketed to young children. This isn't a cartoon either.

Look, agree to disagree. I have no problem keeping up with pop culture. That is why I read blogs like Jezebel. I just find it hard to believe that the people that read this blog genuinely don't know what these words mean. I think it's a lot of pretending to be ignorant to one up each other and it was kind of…

There's a happy medium. You don't have to check out of the world entirely. You can keep one eye on culture easily. My husband will be 50 next year and still introduces me to new cultural touchstones. I'm not talking about peppering your vocabulary with slang or trying to act like a teenager, I'm talking about proudly…

This comment section is depressing. No one is saying you have to keep up with teenage slang, but everyone pretending not to know these words is cringe inducing. This is as bad as people taking pride in knowing nothing about any other pop culture. I can understand a new-ish term like on fleek, but people here are…

LOLOL Rhonda is a bitch and no one cares what she's implying.

IO Lamb ranch, verde pastures chickens, I can't remember the beef supplier I use offhand, but I buy it at the Wheatsville co-op, and they source humanely. I have an entire list somewhere, but unless you live in central Texas it probably won't matter.

I was jogging once and when I stopped at a intersection, a motorcycle stopped at the same light. I could smell his axe spray from the road. I can't imagine being trapped in an elevator with someone coated in that crap.