This reminded me more of Jupiter Ascending than the MCU movies. THAT turd was trying so hard to be a rom com that it forgot to give Mila Kunis anything to do besides moon over her dog boyfriend and get shuffled around from set to set. At least Black Widow has a personality and some agency, and even though she’s not…

Uh, the guy should have to clean up turds because she didn’t plan better? Come on. If this is a strip mall, surely there was a public restroom in one of the stores or outside somewhere. I sincerely doubt the floor of Gamestop was the only option there.

I remember trollface from Fark and Something Awful threads WELL before this dudes story takes place. I don’t believe he invented it.

I thought the entire memories pizza thing was about them refusing to serve gay people pizza.

They're free to the girls receiving them. What is your point here?

Can you dim the capacitive lights at the bottom without rooting it?? I want to use my phone in the dark but my first gen One doesn't allow those lights to be dimmed.

Amen. I just want to sweat, get in the zone, and be left alone to my thoughts.

She is rude. I shared a personal rape anecdote and she jumped me about it in a nasty, nasty way and I actually cried over her stupid comment and the way she spoke to me. I've seen her in other threads acting similarly.

I saw it based on reading the first half of the i09 reveiw. I was really disappointed. It's not that it's a bad movie, it's just that it's a mess. I can ignore the science and suspend disbelief, but I had an issue with the story telling. I felt like the exposition was quick and corny and didn't leave me rooting for…

"____ is the new black" is not a race related expression. It has to do with fashion.

Can I do kill first but I kill myself instead?

Everyone processes tragedy differently. You have no idea what she was feeling at the time. Ugh I cannot with Madonna, but I have to defend her on this. You seem to have an idealized idea of what reporting a rape is like, especially in the 1970s in New York.

I don't know, I always just play it off I guess. I mean there are a million different ways to spell even common names. I personally know a Marye, so I guess I would cover like that.

I use a phone trick for names. I tell them I'd love to add them in my contact list, and ask how to spell their name. It has gotten me out of that situation half a dozen times now at work, and saved me from embarrassment when I blanked on my neighbor's name but remembered her dog's name.

The ones where two toned, oily guys start out wrestling? SPLOOSH

LOL! Holy crap I do this too. I have never admitted that to anyone.

YASSSSSS. Oh god I was obsessed with Pirates.

None of those movies were marketed to young children. This isn't a cartoon either.

Mine perked up. One ran out of the room with flat ears but the other two really seemed to like them. I bought all three! I love having a desktop folder of cat jams now.

Look, agree to disagree. I have no problem keeping up with pop culture. That is why I read blogs like Jezebel. I just find it hard to believe that the people that read this blog genuinely don't know what these words mean. I think it's a lot of pretending to be ignorant to one up each other and it was kind of…