I didn't want to but I was emboldened by your bravery, and now I'm feeling nauseous from the thought this could come out of you. Dear god.

I was not the prom type at all. I had no interest. I was sort of an outcast at school, one of those gothy girls who thinks she's special because she can recite Poe from memory. Yeah. I know.

Hahaha! Also, true story: as I got to the second paragraph of this article, my diva cup queefed and I had to go deal with the kind of mess that reminds me why I have dedicated period undies. Thought I should share.

Puh-leeze. Any woman who's been dealing with actual periods for 10, 15 years is NOT gonna be out-grossed out by that. Your 3 minutes of walking on the red side does not compete with 120+ weeks of literal bloody messes.

As every New Jersey raised teen knows, senior prom is really just a lead up to this thing we call "Beach House" - a 3 day long drinking binge where upwards of forty 18-year-olds cram themselves into a 5 bedroom house down the shore and pay thousands of dollars for the Seaside Heights cops to pretend they don't know…

It was so funny, I am sitting here in Cali after having been gone from Memphis for 8 years thinking, this shit sounds like my HS... OH WAIT, IT MIGHT BE.

Don't worry ladies. I don't think you're gross.

I'll have to save that for a burner account.

While I understand your desire to keep private details private, I wish you would reconsider. ;-)

Let's just try not to think about what might have been.

Missouri.

High School blew for me. But I was determined to enjoy prom. My boy friend of 2 years (Or a million years in high school, but who's counting) dumped me right before prom. That was cool, I got to go with my bestie, who hated school as much as I did. Actually, at this point she had already dropped out of school and…

And, ideally, you wouldn't continue to aggressively pursue a woman who has politely declined your advances, rendering the whole chipmunk clot discussion unnecessary. Win-win.

I went to two proms and both were unremarkable. However, my older sister... was a little overweight in high school, but not unusually so. She was (and still is) quite hot and had boyfriends, but none from our school. She'd asked several different guys to her prom and even found the perfect prom dress, but no one…

I didn't go.

I love being a guy that's not grossed out by period stuff at all.

It was insane. I befriended her on Facebook a few years ago and wrote on her wall about how that was one of the best parties I've been to and she deleted and sent me a message that said even though it was years ago and she's got her own family, her parents (and a lot of our classmates since she still lives in my…

So my Jr. Prom was interesting. I was wearing this cute dress with a corset back my mom and I found last minute at some department store. Apparently it wasn't tight enough or all my dancing burned a thousand calories cause while on the dance floor during the song Shout, as I jumped up my titties decided to as well.…

"OMG, I pooped on my baby!"

Is this not the time or place for this