Jesus man! My prom was lame. I wish I would have stepped my game up. I'm jels.

This comment literally just made me pee a little.

A guy was following me down the street and scaring me a lil' bit pretty recently. I told him to leave me alone about three times and he was all BUT GIRL BLAH BLAH BLAH. So I told him after about a block of this that if he didn't leave me alone I was going to rip off my bloody maxipad and squish it into his forehead.…

i immediately and without hesitation google imaged "uterine cast" and i'm so, so sorry that came out of you. ow!!

This is the funniest shit I have ever read. Ever. "Women naming their period blood clots is like naming stages of cancer!" HAAHHAHA. You should call Dr. Phil on this one.

"period shit discussion evangelist." i love you.

THIS. God period shits feel good. I wish every shit could be a period shit. Not in consistency, but in feeling.

So good.

You are trolling hard today. This is the second thread you're on the trollstroll in.

YAY! In the world of Jezebel fighting, trolling and (sometimes) intelligent debating, we can all agree on one thing: this guy is a complete and utter Montgomery Burns shit pig.

Boom.

Y'all are killing me. Bwahahahhahahahaaha.

Yes. To this. All of this.

I really haven't read anything by you in 2-3 days that's not basically you trying to be provocative and start shit with people you don't know. Is there a reason for that?

I wish I could see this tape. But also hope I never see this tape at the same time. Because some part of me can't believe that someone would be so dumb to harm a child like this in front of students. Like, in some way there has to be something missing, even though I know there's not. It's just sad.

I really thought someone was being a smartass about the "if the child enjoyed it" part. Jesus.

Your internet rage has given me much mirth today. Thank you.

Maggots really freak me out so no clicky, but this is hilarious to me for some reason. If I had maggots in my ass which I attracted by sleeping too close to the fire and having a near-butthole wound, and this all occurred on a reality show, I'd tell people about it for the rest of my life. Just thank god the dude…

Totally cracks me up. I can't be mad about everything, y'all.

I don't know what kind of trifling mess Dunkin Donuts is trying to pull out of their asses, but I got a cookie dough donut and it was a MAPLE DONUT y'all. So a peeps donut is basically just going to be the same shit they've been making but with food coloring. If you nestle that peep on top it's just going to taste…