I won’t fly with my kid when I have one. Not until they’re old enough to handle it. Sorry.

Reagan was for gun control, Nixon created free dialysis and the EPA the current GOP would hate them all.

They got sold to a new, shitty venture capital firm, they all fucking hate it, the company is circling the drain. It fucking sucks ass, and there’s not much else to say about it because the entire media industry is a cratered landscape and shit sucks all over. 

...and continue oppressing black people and practicing slavery for another 150 years?

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my toddler when she sings that song.

Celtics Fucked

Oh my God, somebody go check on Kobe Bryant right now, because it sure looks like his brain's been stolen.

It’s your brother? Just whack him with the grill tongs and then punch him in the throat. He’ll learn.

(About the sale)

Things are different here than they are 50 miles down the road.

As far as I know they’ve cut 20 something people this time round, no doubt the usual post-buyout pokery where the new bosses attempt to “streamline” the sites (which to be fair is something that is needed somewhat given every bloody site has its own review of GoT now regardless of how relevant to its brief it actually…

It certainly appears that most of the Editors were laid off. Which....does not happen at normal, stable company. 

I think it would be nice—provided existing contracts and union agreements allow for it—if someone on staff could provide us a bit of an explanation as to what’s going on.

I get it: the commentariat has an at times thorny relationship with the writing staff around here—sometimes for good reason, and sometimes for…

Everyone getting fired because Gawker/Gizmodo Media Group has merged with General Electric’s Hood Range subsidiary.

You-all really should either respect your readers and explain what is going on; or admit to a fuck our readers attitude and jolly well continue with your in-office black humor that everyone (including eventually herr doktor Aleksander Chan) is being laid off because you’re about to become a wholly owned subsidiary of…

Hire through Nepotism and Racism through this hick town.

Isn’t Blue Eyes White Jesus the most powerful Yu Gi Oh card?

“I just found out Starbucks has released color changing cups and I’m about to lose my goddamn mind because there’s nothing I want more than to pay a huge company my own money for the honor of helping to help promote it!!!” 

It’s almost as if it’s an industry-wide problem and you sucking up for the sake of C-Suite isn’t gonna make shit better.

That’s a lot of forks and knives!