“Like, let Coke be stronger than you.”

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

It’s too bad Jokic’s advice came two decades too late for Charlie Sheen.

“Like, don’t let Coke be stronger than you.”

They brought their only black friends on TV to comment on fried chicken.

This is so much more wholesome than when Clark the Cub harasses opposing players for HJs.

Credit where it’s due, though; they outlasted every other Canadian team.

“Simmons threw an angry elbow directly to Lowry’s tender bits.”

No kidding. What I usually do, and this has always worked, is put the weed in a small ziploc bag, then duck tape around the bag a few times, then put that bag in another bag, then put the whole thing in a third ziploc. Then I stuff it down into a small jar of peanut butter, cut a six inch slit in my stomach just below…

They must not have a similar clause for damaging their brand when it comes to the games, because... *gestures to the last 20 years of Sonic games*

Really though?  You didn’t find them literally using the same jokes that were used in Austin powers 22 years ago to be bad?  The Sonic design was definitely the worst part,  but the trailer did not give me any hopes the plot or rest of the movie will be worth a damn either.

No no, they had a focus group. The problem is that the focus group was full of 40 year old men with a... Shall we say, questionable preference for muscular pre-pubescent bodies.

Yeah, I hope people realize the movie is still going to be kid aimed B movie type stuff like The Smurfs and Chipmunks. I shudder to think what some grown ass adults are expecting out of this movie. A segment of Sonic fans are a really fucking creepy group.

Meh, it could be cute if Sonic’s design is cute. I’m going to get dragged to it no matter what I do, so I’m definitely on board with the redesign.

Oh brother... All the poor VFX artists slaving away in front of their computers from now until November working 22 hour days on the fucking Sonic The Hedgehog movie. It sounds like the lowest ring of hell.

The difference is the WNBA has shown some level of sustainability, including marketability of stars. Even NHL players are unknowns outside of their markets.

Sports fans everywhere announce they too will join this boycott by refusing to pay any attention to women’s professional hockey leagues for the foreseeable future.

“buying a new car is such a horrible pain!”

So edgy and yet so wrong.

Bring in snakes and then gorillas