It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

Uh, is this not standard practice for most people now?

i don’t care what anyone says.

“I would assume a huge supporter of women’s athletics and against the typical smug level of sexism and stupidity that someone like Trump represents.”

If literally not one person seems like they want to be there why did they go? 

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.

It’s called the $500 Jeep because every time he fixes it, it needs at least $500 in parts.

People who say that don’t like tacos, they like “tacos”.

Your robot overlords just want you to think that they aren’t ejaculating machine oil onto your food.

“For their first round draft pick, the Bengals choose Ronnie Shmo from Podunk Junior College, a 160 pound linebacker.”

I feel like teams will start hiring anti-goons: players that are so well behaved that they can reliably find a spot on a roster, regardless of how good they are on the field.

We had an unhoused fan on a desk in college. It was appropriately labeled “safety fan”.

Imagine living in a socialist country and using your surplus labor to give yourself the trappings of the petite bourgeoisie.

In what reality is Jim Carrey always great.

Yes, because saving $5 a day on a cup of fucking coffee is how Boomers bought those summer cottages, vacation homes, boats, jet skies, extra dishes for the dining room they use once a year, a second car, a shed full of power tools, mower, snow blower, piles of Christmas presents and any other bullshit thing they never…

The tweet isn’t innocuous. It’s the source of the problem blaming the victims.

I took a friend to the DC United opener for their birthday because I knew they followed Manchester United and a tiny bit of research told me Wayne Rooney had played for them.

that dude looks like he gets lots of practice following joggers in his brown malibu from a slightly menacing distance