There are quite a few in my orbit:

Only 25%? I just paid $124 for the first two months of my gas bill during which I used one (1) therm at a rate of 38.9 cents. I’ll be kind and discount the $60 “install” fee, meaning 99.36% of my bill was fees and taxes. I hate natural gas.

We’re at a higher level of support at the beginning of his impeachment than Nixon or Clinton were at theirs. That is not a good thing for Trump.

If only a disturbingly large percentage of Millenials I know weren’t chased out of their churches by judgemental assholes! Oh well, you don’t need fresh blood to keep religions alive, right?

Why, I’m beginning to think SI is being run by incompetent assholes!

No, that can’t be, our screwdrivers are $50,000 because of government waste!

The recession? The realization that most modern war will be waged against goat herders with AK-47s and all the hypersonic sharks with laser beams attached to their heads were an outrageous waste of resources and R&D? Or maybe we just stopped telling folks about what we had in the pipeline, as we’ve done time and time…

Dan Quinn might just be the first coach to be fired mid-season by Art Blank. The Falcons look utterly hopeless out there, and after yet another preseason spent blowing smoke up everyone’s ass about how they’re Super Bowl-caliber the fans are already jumping ship faster than Atlanta fans typically jump ship.

*SPOILER*

I happily consume any and all of these types of blog posts; if any of the management turds who run this place force this website to become yet another “What did the Yankees, Patriots, and Giants do today” site they might as well just start calling themselves Sports Illustrated

Nukes 100000% won’t get rid of humans, just make it really, really, really shitty for the survivors. We’re far too hardy/adaptable/unkillable to cause an extinction of ourselves like that.

Now think what the US and Russia could have been spending on those very literal trillions of dollars!

Sure hope he sticks with the USMNT; I just know the track record of the dual-nationals who end up elsewhere is pretty pathetic. Without fail they’ll be playing the USMNT and they’ll cut over to the poor bastard riding the back of the bench on the other team. Like, you can either be on the A-team for the US, or spend…

Can’t believe Bush did it, then Obama did in in 2012 and named himself President for Life!

Dan Quinn, waster of HoF careers, man of empty platitudes, he of the camo cargo shorts.

Came here to say this; NCAA’s just as racist, but with a heaping dose of slavery on top, neat

Yea, it is, if there’s only one aisle, best practices would be to put the actual places the food is for. The word “Ethnic,” in particular is othering.

I’ve been 86'd out of a bar in one of the most liberal parts of Atlanta because the manager was being a racist shitbag to some Africans I was chatting up. Racism exists everywhere, why it pisses me off to no end that some progressives think their shit don’t stink and that we don’t have work to do on our end.

It’s the literal label he’s talking about, not the aisle’s existence. I’m sure others do this as well, Publix is the one I know about that labels the aisle “Ethnic Food” and yea, it’s pretty lowkey racist.

Jesus Christ is there nothing that GMG/Gawker/whateverdon’tcare doesn’t find myopic? Life on other planets: