These days the sports medicine NERDS say that actually, specialization is bad and Embiid should be spending his offseasons playing tennis or soccer or whatever so that different parts of the body are stressed and strengthened.

Murder 2 doesn’t exist in Texas; so it’s just a murder charge. And she definitely caught one. Her “intent” was firing center mass without asking questions first. You may not agree with it but if this jury was smart enough to completely ignore that dumb Castle Doctrine argument they’re definitely smart enough to choose…

Mistakes aren’t mistakes when it results in the death of an innocent person. If you or I barge down an apartment door and kill the first guy we see there won’t be any headlines, just us getting 20 to life. Guyger didn’t make mistakes; she made excuses.

“Break up Bell? Are you NUTS!? How will we compete globally now?” -Dumbasses in the 80s

I think you’re either in recovery, or a total straight-edge asshole.

Gonna waste the court’s time while he’s at it, fantastic. I mean, why is he upset, the paper’s just keeping history alive. He should be proud of his heritage, after all!

Y’all left out the biggest piece of shade: Dash name-dropped Clueless on the arresting officer. That movie is 24 years old, y i k e s.

Racism. The answer you’re looking for is racism. Scarlet gets to wear hoop skirts because she sits on her ass all day under a porch sipping drinks while the slaves are doing all the work that would make you sweat.

Shameless plug for Jason Schreier’s book, in which the creator of Stardew Valley basically falls for all of these pratfalls but at the end Chucklefish (a publisher) arrived at a critical juncture and talked ConcernedApe off the edge of the precipice, saving the game and the creator’s mental health in one go.

I can see it. The rest of them have had polished bakes; Helena’s have been consistently mediocre, always goth/Halloween themed. She’s super creative but again, I don’t think she’s ever really gone above and beyond “Southern Living Soccer Mom Nailed It for Kayleigh’s Halloweentime Soccer Party” level of polish. She…

Wouldn’t be the first time some racist dipshit got put in the slammer off the word of a psychic

I save my class for the non-traitors to this Republic, scum

I’m from a state that loves FREEDOM and can say from the bottom of my heart that I will happily pay the additional 10% private sales cost over ABCs in exchange for the basically limitless options available to me.

Who’s ever heard of a cop overreacting when their tyrannical unreasonable demand is ignored?

You’ll be first on the wall, turd

That “play on the ball” is 100% a dangerous tackle, using his head as a weapon. If the NFL were serious about player safety it’d be an outlawed move completely instead of just when they land the hit on someone’s else’s skull.

Helena was clever, but her bakes never transcended to that next level of control or quality that the judges are looking for. She’d have been getting the boot sooner than later.

Quick! Outlaw the regulated ones that tested negative, that will solve the problem, ONCE AND FOR ALL

Andrew *Jackson*, he of rule-ignoring, genocide-causing and national bank-closing fame.

I think the shoe polish you’ve licked off all those boots has given you brain damage