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Asking A Birdman not to soar
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I used to be a corporate wage slave at a Kinkos and it was hammered into our heads almost daily that 1) once they leave the store it isn’t our problem 2) do not escalate 3) if *they* escalate, do everything to stay out of it 4) If *you* escalate, your ass will be fired so quickly you’ll be out before the cops are done

Yes who’s ever heard of soccer and politics mixing together...

I’ve only ever heard it from relatives over the age of 70, and funny; they only ever utter the phrase when a Republican POTUS is being criticized. Obama was open season, gee I wonder why...

This is always the baffling part to me: you’re out in the world boolin’ realllll hard, being so weird and anti-social that people are visibly pulling their phones out and recording you. How can you possibly be shocked that your ass ends up online and your life ruined? These folks weren’t hiding in the bushes with a

Go spend like 30 seconds on /r9k/ and your objections will collapse immediately in the face of the very, very real reality of incel culture.

Do they still have scented markers? Huffing’s cool, kids!

Hell yea Wall Street, that’ll show us! I guess if they won’t reform, we’ll just have to collect their skulls

Bahahaha sure thing, scrub. Current or former USMNT, you suck ass out loud.

It is 2019; if you are using the library for the books therein and not as a quiet space to get work done on your internet-connected device of choice you are a stone cold dumbass and/or 50 years old finally getting your BA. Which is to say, it’s hardly some super disruptive thing.

Job losses continue unabated in the “economic anxious” regions. Trump hasn’t done shit except tell folks the sweet little lies they want to hear.

Finally, a list the Hawks DOMINATE

And how many of those mass shooters get pantheons written to their deeds, worshiped as a martyr, and treated like a saint of a movement? Elliot Rogers gets all that in incel culture, and more. Groups that worship a mass shooter aren’t misunderstood, they’re like two steps away from being a terror group.

NFL rules are “up to interpretation” when it comes to holding

The irony here is the dumbass who asked that question doesn’t know ole Fatty McFuckhead here would be laughed out of a court in the US. Public figures can’t sue because someone said mean things to them here, and there’s a mountain of precedence backing it up. America, indeed.

I mean, going to the cops like this would be a massive risk even in a real city. In a place like State College, PN? Might as well go ahead and put the bullet in the back of your head yourself while you’re at it. How absolutely naïve to think the local keystone kops would be on your side.

Yup. It will be gobbled up by the same dipshits who think Fight Club’s message is men have become weak

blood started pouring out of my eyes at “shitted on”

There’s about a book I could write about why I think this concept will fail and fail hard in Atlanta, and to be honest my Buford Highway reference isn’t the main reason I think so. The location sucks, the local paper’s already bringing up how kinda messed up cashing in on “colonial French Vietnamese cuisine” is,

Yea, people flailing about in our dying world, hoping the next piece of consumerist crap will fill the void. Happy Monday!

Are you a director of a nonprof? In the “industry” he’s in that is most certainly not a lot. Some of these orgs directors make 500, 600k a year, if they’re capable of bringing in millions of dollars.