I was 12 years old when my SRO pulled me out of a classroom and threatened to “rip my head off and beat me to death with it.” ACAB, and SRO’s are the feckless idiots the regular cops don’t want around because they suck so bad.

One just opened in Atlanta at the bougiest, shittiest, basic white Buckhead shopping center after a million dollar build. I give it five months. Ain’t nobody going to go eat colonizer food when the real deal can be had for $8 just down the road.

Had a buddy on my rugby team in college who had one. Thing was an absolute beaut of a PoS.

The mean isn’t a very good indicator of actual “average wealth.” It’d be cool if this clock showed the median number, which I would assume is much, much lower.

No. Way. Not because of the texts themselves, but he’s already screwed over the Raiders, then no doubt ignored whatever the Patriots told him to do. Like, I can squint and see some desperate schmucks like the Jets or something taking him, but he’s definitely persona non grata amongst the GMs. The NFL can’t tolerate…

My thoughts exactly re: everyone saying he couldn’t possibly hide. Like, he doesn’t even need to laser his whole face just ditch the 69 and get a normal haircut.

As I always say when one of these completely interchangeable old white men who had no business running in the first place drops out: “who?”

Bahahaha that patronizing BS masquerading as concern re: the N word is the liberal version of the Karen who speaks to the manager and calls the police if she hears a bass rattle after 11pm. Kindly remove the stick from your butt.

My brain filled in that the Broncos are singling him out, but the refs/NFL are not. Maybe?

What the absolute hell is going on in the MLB these days? Were they always such whiny crybabies? Schwarber’s behavior is lower than the floppiest soccer player. It feels like this of all leagues has completely lost the forest for the trees.

Anyone else excited to hear Wall Street isn’t going to just keep flinging billions of dollars at dumbshit assholes pretending their sociopathic technolibertarian “disruption” is anything but a massive grift painted with fancy babble? I read up on WeWork, and their “stated goals” regarding a better world and other Woo a…

G/O Media sniffing about my ad-blocking, cookie-blocking, VPN-using ass is multiple leagues away from letting Facebook, known privacy abuser being given a camera and microphone to do god knows what inside my home.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if the world’s managers and people who jaywalk all cried out at once

“I will never understand why anyone likes them” -Rontanamo Bay

Your first comment is literally you being hell-bent on finding something to quibble with. Don’t get as salty as a cheez-it when people go after your unpopular opinion.

A Republican can have the Ayatollah himself on video taking credit and I’d still believe they’re full of shit. They poisoned the well with Iraq, they can go to hell trying to drag us into another lost cause fighting someone else’s war.

Here’s when he entered the league.

Ask and ye shall receive. Newton’s just a big ole wimp! /sarcasm

I’d be shocked if he doesn’t end up in WPA and we never hear from him again, mercifully

Lots of luck to the future Jim Rodriguez, some village in New Mexico’s newest “Tattoo artist”