Nobody deserves to see Congressman Sean Duffy’s spawn on television.

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

not logging out of an app is not a bug you complete brie covered buffoon 

I think she’s learned her lesson. What I’m worried about is fucking Bernie running again because you know he will.

her child had asked her where babies came from:

She’s in for a tough road, but make no mistake, she can handle it just like she’s handled all the difficulties of her life. Remember, she was raised on the South Side of Chicago by a father who was a blue-collar worker and a mother who stayed at home with her brother and her. She watched as her dad, who was her rock,…

Wait, how do you run a horrible campaign and win the popular vote?

Um, Megan - did you mean to say Senator Murphy instead of Senator Murray (who was also at the hearing and also did some good questioning but is from Washington State, so her questions were a bit different than Sen. Murphy’s)? There are a couple of times in this post when it says “Murray” when I think you meant…

As the daughter of two Connecticut public school teachers and a current resident of Michigan let me just say, fuck you Betsy.

I once got into an argument with some guy at a bar about something that happened at a college football game that took place when he was 14 and watched on TV.

I love love LOVE your icon.

Thank you, John Lewis.

Ellie Shechet, you are the last honest woman on this site or Facebook. Shitty soundtracks abounded in the 90's and anyone who doesn’t have at least one is a liar. Mine were the Empire Records and Trainspotting soundtracks (I saw someone else had Trainspotting but that’s one of the less embarrassing ones, so no…

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I think the people trapped on a plane with Alphonse D’Amato for 7 hours are the real victims here.

Everyone’s gotta have a hustle! Get that money Serena!

My husband used to work at a restaurant equipment and supply, and rich people often came in to stock their huge kitchens with expensive things that they would probably never use. One day a woman came in to look at Dualit toasters ($300). When showed the knob that allows users to adjust the browning time, she asked…

The y’all motherfuckers need science one made me laugh out loud and scare the cat. I love all your cross stitching.

(Crap, I even shrank it on my computer. Didn’t work. Sorry!)