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The word “legal” is in the manufacturer’s name, so idk what Chuck’s issue is here. Case closed!

Yes, yes it will. And then the House will pass it immediately. I think this could be on the President’s desk by Fourth of July.

“I’m not expressing a view that’s mine,” is easily my favorite quote of the whole week. It’s that succinct double- speak that is Making America Great Again. Trump could take a page outta this guy’s book.

My favorite part of the EO was that the ACLU ultimately was like “we thought we had to sue, but upon a close reading this EO actually does nothing so nevermind! No need to sue!”

It was the last vote series of the day. They all walked down the steps to make their planes

Was there. Can confirm. Indefensible.

I hate myself for saying it, but I love John Mayer. I know. I Know. I KNOW! Ugh.

I hope it holds up! I was 10 years old when it came out so prime audience.

Oh girl! Where were you in 1995?!?

I just bought Cloud Paint from Glossier and I am OBSESSED. It was like 16 bucks, I think, it is really potent on me (super pale blonde) so the tube will easily last a year. I love it. I had been using NARS Orgasm but the slight glitter was a little unprofessional for my uber conservative workplace.

I am devastated but also we do not deserve him (or Michelle).

Unfortunately, America DID put Trump in a home. The fucking White House.

FYI the house is voting on HR 7 today (mid afternoon). Call, call, call!

I am absolutely going to start calling my period “the red blood of patriotism.” Thanks, Trump!

Oddly, I was thinking of him recently because his daughter sings that “exes and oh’s” song.

Sam the Eagle will deliver us from evil! Sadly, Brady survives another day.

That’s what I tell myself- 2016 sucked the heart out of us, just let me have football right now.

Happy weekend! I’m indulging in my guilty pleasure of watching NFL football (guilty pleasure because of the awful things we are learning about CTE, the shitty exploitation of most players, and last but certainly not least, the unforgivable way they treat domestic violence and drug charges, though for opposite reasons)

Homemade fried rice (courtesy of the boyfriend), and Skittles for dessert. I’m doing a dry January and suddenly the gummi candies of my youth are speaking to me for dessert!