Just like every other girl at my high school I was simultaneously obsessed with the OC soundtrack and obsessed with pretending I totallyyyyyyyy knew who any of those bands were before I heard them on an episode.

I guess that’s his hill to die on.

This resonates with me. I drank a lot during the holidays (mandatory happy hours/receptions/parties, there was always some reason), so I decided to do a Dry January to give my insides a break. Now I am 7 days in and realizing that the crappy sleep and general anxiety I’ve had for years has disappeared. That…

Even Pan Pan the sex-crazed panda can’t find the will to live in 2017? We are doomed.

So a woman says “I have never been so sure of anything in my life,” and we are debating whether she was sure of it, or maybe it was some other guy, or maybe she lied about the Kardashians so how can we trust her about anything?

This is the hottest take I’ve read all day, and I work in politics. Thank you.

Yes. He is many terrible things but to his credit he is now sober.

I leant my copy of “Lean In” to one of my friends and she read it and when she returned it to me she said it made her realize she really wanted a baby. That’s what your sushi story remind me of!

Omg me too. I was eleven. I didn’t even know what drugs were.

Dammit I got fact checked! Thanks a lot, lamestream media.

Our national mascot tried to kill himself. Bad sign

You forgot Wrangler the service dog. He can stay.

Our long national nightmare is over! Now bring back Natalie and all will be forgiven.

My mother would tell you that she understands exactly where you are right now. She would also give you a hug and tell you it will get better-her kids all survived (literally) being teenagers and are happy and healthy 30-somethings. There is another side to this, but this time is the scary part. I wish I could fast…

You include Harry Reid in your list but he is a Dem! So very much so a Dem.

Doctors actually advise against scratching it!

I assume (I hope I’m wrong) that nothing matters and this won’t hurt Trump.

Omg yesssssss! But why, why were they white? They got dirty so fast!

My parents did the same to me, but with beautiful Barbie roller skates. Those skates were so magnificent. Well worth that long month :)

Yes! The entire concept of an interview is rooted in the fact that you want other people to hear what you have to say.