Many, many years ago, when I was younger and thinner and more innocent and spirited and still had my first dog, I had to travel to California to figure out why my grandparents’ house was not selling, when it was on a nice lot in a very chi-chi part of Santa Barbara. There was a big pall on the housing market, but…

My dogs sleep on my pillow on either side of my head. I have literal buttresses. Farting ones.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

It’s based on true events and set in 1969. That’s pretty much what happened. You can dislike that, but to dismiss it out of hand is ridiculous. It was a good show and really relevant still, unfortunately.

#Rentatag

Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

If you’ve ever lied about anything, no one should believe you about your assault. Got it.

I know we’re supposed to hate TSwift here, but I have no doubt the dude groped her and is mad he’s being held accountable.

In other news, man accused of sexual assault claims he didn’t engage in sexual assault.

What kind of monster would shoot up a lubys :’(

The Property Brothers have featured multiple LGBT couples on their show over the years.

Just sitting in the sewer, waiting for somebody to rescue us now...

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

That would probably be for the best, for everyone involved.

Oh yeah? Well, let’s see how they like MY boycott at Papa John’s, where every pizza I order is under the name “Abortion McButtfuck”

Jesus Christ.

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

You’ll find out when you are 56.

Perhaps it’s possible that Trump might have said a thing or two during that time period that would cause people to reconsider having a positive thought about Trump.

I think this was the woman who was interviewed by This American Life in their last episode. Don’t dismiss her, she had a lot of very smart things to say and everything she said about how congress works is absolutely correct.