which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Nope. He doesn’t drink and hasn’t for years. Laura famously told him on his 40th birthday “It’s Jim Beam or me.” He quit drinking and became a born again Christian.

I ordered sushi! I have been craving it since Thursday when I listened to a podcast on fish fraud. I think I had the wrong takeaway from that episode.

I protested the Tuck In Rule in middle school.

I remember a high school friend in 2008 being very pro-Edwards. Our old friend group was meeting up some time during the primary process and she spent the whole time being all, “Well, ACTUALLY John Edwards is the real liberal in the race, etc.” She was always such a know-it-all. I was pro-Obama from the start. I felt…

I switched my voter registration from Florida to Massachusetts in 2000 (my senior year of college), comvinced that it’s not like my absentee ballot was going to matter much in Broward County.

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

bruh Faith Hill and Miranda Lambert both looked like they were fucking. there. for. it. which solidifies the inkling i’ve always had that i’d like them if i met them in real life. (i am not a country fan so idgaf about their music, they just seem so tough).

also i’ve always loved Natalie Maines’ voice but i never…

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Dear Sir,

Con 1: Hey this Hamilton soundtrack is really good.

This is so heartbreaking in so many ways. It reminds me what an absolute blessing the gift of sobriety is.

Not sure that the snark in this title was well placed.

Brings new meaning to “not here to make friends.”

sorry it was my birthday on Friday and i am SUPER hungover rn

sailboatprojector- they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns!”

And you want to be my latex salesman.

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

Yeah, I didn’t even know Espinosa knew that you were allowed to not swing. And there he is gazing at two straight strikes.